Post by Tardon on Jun 20, 2008 0:31:19 GMT 1
Sio... i apologize for crappy grammar, since i'm slllliiiiggghhtttllllyyyy tipsy (i'm quite proud i'm not posting this in the official forums right now!)!
So anyway!
Was spending the evening with a friend of mine... we used to have a thing in the past. For the past two year'ish we've been strictly friends though. The thing before that, was kind of an on off kinda thing.
So, we talked, she's bitching about her boyfriend giving her chlamydia, and the whole "who did he sleep with to get that?!" thing, since they have been dating for 1½ years, and she's just gotten it, but *cough* didn't have it 6 months ago. Suspicious!
ANYWAY!
boy things are blurry 0io
ANYWAY!
So, she's a fair hottie imo... good knockers, good bum, general good looks. Time goes on, and we both get drunker and drunker... her, because she's an utterly week drinker, and mee because she took a bit over 1 glass of the champagn, and i took the rest, along with a buttwiser to finish it all off...
SO ANYWAY!
I'm drunk, she's drunk.
She's utterly horney, because apparently her birthcontrol pills have that side effect on her. Her boyfriend lives in London, she lives in Denmark. So she aint getting any...
MY POINT BEING!!!!!!!!
She's here... its late... both drunk... I'm giving her a massage... and finally its late, and she has to leave...
And the only thing on my mind right now?!
WOOT! I can finally get a smoke now!
I think something, somewhere, in some weird fashion... got seriously screwed up, when cigerates is the first thing on my mind in this scenario 0o
...
Hi! ;D
...
Did I say Hi!? ;D
So anyway!
Was spending the evening with a friend of mine... we used to have a thing in the past. For the past two year'ish we've been strictly friends though. The thing before that, was kind of an on off kinda thing.
So, we talked, she's bitching about her boyfriend giving her chlamydia, and the whole "who did he sleep with to get that?!" thing, since they have been dating for 1½ years, and she's just gotten it, but *cough* didn't have it 6 months ago. Suspicious!
ANYWAY!
boy things are blurry 0io
ANYWAY!
So, she's a fair hottie imo... good knockers, good bum, general good looks. Time goes on, and we both get drunker and drunker... her, because she's an utterly week drinker, and mee because she took a bit over 1 glass of the champagn, and i took the rest, along with a buttwiser to finish it all off...
SO ANYWAY!
I'm drunk, she's drunk.
She's utterly horney, because apparently her birthcontrol pills have that side effect on her. Her boyfriend lives in London, she lives in Denmark. So she aint getting any...
MY POINT BEING!!!!!!!!
She's here... its late... both drunk... I'm giving her a massage... and finally its late, and she has to leave...
And the only thing on my mind right now?!
WOOT! I can finally get a smoke now!
I think something, somewhere, in some weird fashion... got seriously screwed up, when cigerates is the first thing on my mind in this scenario 0o
...
Hi! ;D
...
Did I say Hi!? ;D
